Stop watching the television, nothing good can come from it.
Note to self: Get the TiVo thing, watch television, like whenever I feel like it.
Note to self: Start pumping iron or at least doing push-ups, or maybe the inverted sort where feet are on mattress of bed.
Note to self: Look into getting a back massage, a real one, not ‘a sort’ of massage; perhaps utilize search engine to find a ‘chiropractor’.
Note to self: Sell Ken Griffey, Jr. Upper Deck rookie cards; gut feeling tells me he’s washed up.
Note to self: Invest proceeds from the sale of said baseball cards in decent chiropractor.