We Only Employ Workers With These Astrological Signs…

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‘We are looking for people over 20 for part-time jobs in sales and management with the following star signs: Capricorn, Taurus, Aquarius, Aries and Leo,’ read the ad that appeared over the weekend.

As a Leo (and, even more impressively, a ‘July Leo’), I’ve been aware of my ‘special powers’ most of my adult life and feel that anyone who is not a Leo, Aquarius, Aries, Capricorn or Taurus should not feel in any way slighted – after all, if potential employers would not be the ideal working environment for you, isn’t a job listing like this just doing you a favor in the long-run?

Under the entry for Astrological Sign, here’s how Wikipedia’s characterizes a Leo:

Leo (The Lion) (fixed, fire, social): Keyword: “I will”. The Leo person is creative, generous, proud, fun-loving, dramatic, dignified, theatrical, passionate, affectionate, ardent, ambitious, loves attention, independent, noble, a leader, sunny, naive, magnetic, kingly, and powerful. They can also sometimes be bossy, jealous, patronizing, promiscuous, snobbish, egotistical, boastful, over self-conscious, and arrogant. Leos like to think that they are special and important. They love attention, and will do anything to get it. Suitable occupations are where leadership, bossiness, and powerful self-assurance can be displayed; such as manager, director, social organizer, chairperson, actor, and president. In medical astrology Leo governs the heart and spine. In astrology Leo is ruled by the Sun. The sun sign dates for Leo are July 23 — August 22. The fire form of Leo is a controlled bonfire.

Umm, really, no really, how can you go wrong with a Leo?!?

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  1. Ayden

    August 4th biotch.

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